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It is Kaitlyn vs. Brit in the ultimate Bachelorette showdown. We met some weird guys. One guy likes to make out with his plants. One is a stripper that I am determined has been on some other show before. And Ben H. is the love of my life.

Tonight is night 2 of The Bachelorette premiere so here we go!

AND THE BACHELORETTE IS….

NOT BRIT. WHAT. OMG.

“The vote was very close” go ahead and dig the knife in deeper Chris…

Calling it now she shows up at the end of this show. Or she ends up with Chris. I vote the second.

Chris looks really heart broken to send her home. He totally loves her.

Lord this piano music. “Im tired of being alone” Yeah girl preach.

Yikes she is an ugly crier….

Chris seriously why do you have to trick people. Wait did Chris just call her sweet girl? Uhhh

Before the first rose ceremony I would want to know who each guy voted for. I feel like that is only fair.

Chris dramatically enters room to tell the guys the news.

Mmmm some of these guys look really disappointed.

“You are the only woman for US.” Dude Ian that comment makes 0 sense.

Ok the welder’s gift was so cute. I like him.

Enter the first impression rose.

BEN H. GIVE IT TO BEN H. Actually wait don’t. Send him home…into my loving arms…

Ben Z still loves cross fit…

Uh oh plant kissing Tony is completely distraught.

Loveman is about to tell Kaitlyn he voted for Brit. I think that is a bad idea. A REALLY BAD IDEA. Yeah you are going home dude. Definitely going home.

The musician is sad. I’m sure he is mentally writing a song about his experience.

Mmmmm Chris your smile (not Chris Harrison) DO NOT KISS HER. DO NOT DO IT.

HE DID IT.

And now all the men that were watching just went to spread this news. And people say women are the Gossips. HA.

The guy who brought moonshine is Johnny Knoxville’s twin. Im serious. They are 100% related.

Kaitlyn loves Shawn B. He makes the final two. Calling it now.

AND NOW SHE IS MAKING OUT WITH HIM.

“Kissing Shawn is like a first kiss in elementary” Now I never kissed anyone in elementary but I feel like that is more of an insult instead of a compliment. Just saying.

First rose ceremony of the season:

Chris- Yeah girl he is hot and that smile holy wow

Ben H- YES GIRL YES. HE IS PERFECTION AND THE LOVE OF MY LIFE

JJ- mmm ok

Joe- aka Johnny Knoxville…sure

Kupah- How sad that his parents named him after a Mario Kart character

Daniel- who are you?

Ryan B- Not bad Not bad

Joshua- the welder I actually am starting to like this guy

Tony- he will probably make out with the rose

OMG BRADY (the musician) WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! You cannot interrupt a rose ceremony. Where the freak is Chris Harrison to stop this?! Props to him for being honest and leaving though. Go find Brit, Brady! You get your girl.

Clint – aka Charlie Hunnam kinda. Sure I guess

Corey or Cory not sure which guy it is…

Jonathan- this guy loves Brit..

The other Corey or Cory

Ben Z- I am sure he will find a way to use the rose as a way to workout somehow

Tanner- I don’t really remember this guy

Ian – this guy is a little too eager for my liking

Justin- He is alright

Kaitlyn, gentleman..it is the final rose tonight…in case you are blind and can’t tell that all the guys in the room have a rose but you.

Jared- and loveman takes the final rose for tonight

Voted off:

Some guy who I don’t remember his name

Josh – the stripper. GOOD. He was driving me nuts. He was totally a planted person. He has got to be an actor.

Bradley – not sure I ever saw this guy

The amateur sex coach is gone

Highlights from this season:

WOAAAAH THIS GIRL……..YIKESSSS I don’t even have words….

OMG BRADY IS GOING TO SEE BRIT. Watch they will be the only successful couple to come off this show.

Well everyone that is it for this week. Tune in next week for another exciting episode of The Bachelorette!

With love from me to you.

Nichole XO